Advanced Cheating Techniques: Level 1

Welcome, cheaters! Congratulations on reaching the next level of our esteemed program.

Here's a brief review of the advanced methods we've been teaching:

1. Level 2: Mastering the Art of Sudden Movement (Requires Level 1 completion and permission from your spouse)
2. Level 3: Expertise in the Field of Questionable Interpretations (Must have completed Level 1 and 2, and have a strong stomach)

Tips and Tricks:

• Always keep a spare set of socks in your backpack, just in case.
• Practice your fake laugh in front of the mirror for at least 20 minutes a day.

Don't forget to take breaks and stay hydrated. You'll need all the focus you can get.