The Council of the Unenlightened

Our Mission:

We, the Council of the Unenlightened, aim to provide guidance on the most pressing ethical conundrums of the modern age. Our members are experts in the fields of "I should have eaten the last donut," "Why did I really just text 'I love you' to the wrong number," and "How do I justify buying that extra avocado toast?"

Meet Our Members:

• Professor Peculiar
• Dr. Dilemma
• The Moral Compass

Our Resources:

• The Ethics Bible: A Guide to Not Being a Jerk
• The Ethics Cheat Sheet: Quick Fixes for the Easily Confused

Join us in our journey of self-discovery and questionable decision-making!