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The Spectacle of December 2024

Welcome to the most anticipated event of the year! December 2024: The Spectacle is a 3-day extravaganza of wonder, confusion, and slight existential dread.

Key Highlights:

Day 1: The Great Sock Drawer Debacle - a mysterious phenomenon where socks go missing in the dead of night.
Day 2: The Great Pizza Party - an all-night pizza eating contest where winners receive a year's supply of anchovies.
Day 3: The Grand Finale - a parade of neon-clad floats, marching bands, and spontaneous renditions of 80s pop hits.

Want to see more? Check out our Day 1 Schedule or Day 2 Schedule.

Or, for the truly adventurous, try our secret schedules, rumored to hold the real secrets of the universe.

Disclaimer: This is not actually a real event. Or is it?