Article 1: You must wear a funny hat at all times while on the premises.
Article 2: You must not wear socks with sandals.
Article 3: You must participate in at least one impromptu jam session with the other members each week.
Article 4: You must not use the phrase "I'm a big fan" in any context, except on Tuesdays.
Membership Benefits:
Disclaimer:
The Extra Club is not responsible for any injuries caused by excessive dancing or spontaneous outbursts of enthusiasm.