Don't let your laser sword get too close to your tail. You never know when it might accidentally turn itself off and leave you defenseless against those pesky space pirates.
Regularly clean your scales with a damp cloth and mild soap to prevent oil buildup and reduce the risk of getting stuck in tight spaces. Trust us, you don't want to get stuck in a ventilation shaft.
Those space gunkies are notoriously picky about sharing their snacks. Just ask them about the time we 'accidentally' ate their entire stockpile of G'lunkian Gouda.