Dear valued community members, we regret to inform you that our server's toaster has been upgraded to a toaster oven.
As a result, the snack budget has been reallocated to fund the new toaster oven's extensive collection of artisanal cheeses.
Don't worry, the old toaster has been retired to a life of quiet contemplation in the server room, where it will be forced to reflect on its past glories of burning only 3 out of 5 slices of bread.
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