Rule 1: You must drink coffee at all times. Failure to comply will result in the loss of all creative thinking and productivity.
Rule 2: You are not allowed to use the phrase "I'm not a morning person" under any circumstances. Ever.
Rule 3: All meetings will be conducted while standing in front of a coffee machine, with a cup of freshly brewed coffee in hand.
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