Rules of the Community of Morbidly Obvious Rules

Rule 1: You will not be judged by your neighbors, but by the harsh glow of the fluorescent lighting that seems to be constantly flickering.

Rule 2: All members are required to wear a minimum of 3 layers of clothing at all times, to maintain a sense of dignity and decorum.

Rule 3: The Secret Sauce is the lifeblood of this community, and you will be asked to bring your own.

Rule 4: The Schedule is not a suggestion, but a law.

Rule 5: All meetings will be conducted while standing on one leg, to promote balance and agility.

Rule 6: The Language of Love is a required course, and you will be tested on it at random.