More Caffeine-Related Rules
Because the first 10 rules weren't enough, here are some more:
Rule 11: You must always prioritize coffee over human relationships
Don't even think about calling your friends or family when you're in a caffeine slump. Just grab a cup and forget about it.
Rule 12: Caffeine must be stored in a secure, climate-controlled vault
This is not just a suggestion. It's the law.
Rule 13: Caffeine-fueled gaming sessions are not a social activity, they're a right
Don't bother inviting your friends over. They'll just get in the way.