Edits to the Royal Decree: Because Even Kings Need Help

As the supreme ruler of the land, it has come to my attention that the royal decree could use some... adjustments.

Here are the changes:

• Article 1, Section 3: Replaced 'thou shalt not' with 'you can totally do it, but don't tell me about it'
• Article 5, Section 2: Added a clause requiring the royal chef to serve only vegan options during state visits
• Article 7, Section 1: Changed 'mandatory' to 'optional, but highly encouraged'

Effective immediately, these edits are hereby enacted.

Failure to comply will result in... let's just say, a sternly worded letter.

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