It's a common problem, but have you ever noticed that your fitted sheets just won't fit into your mattress? It's as if they're having some sort of existential crisis. "I'm a sheet, but I'm not supposed to fit, but I'm also not supposed to not fit."
Don't worry, friend, we've got you covered. Our team of expert sheet-fitting psychologists have developed a system to help your sheets come to terms with their own inadequacies.
Here's a step-by-step guide:
- Take your sheets and stare at them for 10 minutes.
- Repeat this process for several days.
- Convince yourself that they will fit, no matter what.
- Call a sheet whisperer to help you through the crisis.