Join Us, Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

Are you tired of having a life? Do you find yourself constantly wondering what it would be like to have more free time on your hands? Well, wonder no more! Our community is here to provide you with a never-ending stream of pointless tasks and activities designed to suck up every last shred of productivity you have.

Benefits:

• Our members are all highly trained professionals in the art of doing nothing.

• We have a state-of-the-art break room with a vending machine that only dispenses stale crackers and warm soda.

• Our meetings are always scheduled for 9am on Tuesdays, because who needs sleep?

• You'll have the opportunity to participate in exciting activities like "Guess the Number of Stamps on this Envelope" and "Who Can Eat the Most Cereal at One Sitting."

• Plus, our members-only newsletter is full of the most fascinating articles on the history of beige-colored wallpaper patterns.

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