Size Olympics: The Ultimate Showdown of Enlargements

Welcome to the Size Olympics, where the greatest athletes in the land of Extra Large Tee Shirts gather to compete for the coveted title of Bigger-Than-The-Neighbor!

Our events include:

• The 400-meter Stretching Event: Where our contestants see who can stretch their shirts the farthest.
• The Giant Tee T-Shirt Toss: Where our athletes must toss their enormous garments into a giant laundry basket.
• The Enlargement Endurance Challenge: Our competitors must wear their massive shirts for as long as possible without getting too hot.
• The XXL Relay: A team event where our athletes must work together to fold, carry, and put away an entire collection of extra-large tees.

Join us in the comments below to wish our athletes good luck, or to share your own size-themed jokes!