They're responsible for the latest "Buy Our Stuff" ad campaigns that you can't escape from. They're the ones who convinced us that neon pink is a good color for our logo. They're the ones who thought "Buy now and we'll throw in a free toaster!" was a good idea.
They're like the bad boyfriend/girlfriend of our company - always promising us the world, but delivering nothing but disappointment and a crippling sense of existential dread.
So, if you have any questions about why our company is still on the brink of collapse, feel free to ask them. They'll just blame someone else.
Or, you know, just blame them.
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