Our laboratory has been perfecting the art of converting sound into tangible objects for centuries. We're not just a factory, we're an experience.
From vinyl records that smell like freshly baked cookies to CDs that taste like your favorite childhood cereal, we've got it all.
Want to know more about our process? Click here to learn about our patented Disc-Transmutation Process.
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And don't even get us started on our employee spotlights! Meet the brilliant minds behind the alchemy.
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Don't try to find us. We're not here to be found.