Known Issues with the Compact Disc Player 3000

Critics of the Compact Disc Player 3000

The Compact Disc Player 3000, a device meant to revolutionize music listening, has been met with its fair share of issues.

• Frequent skipping due to poor disc handling mechanics
• The 'Repeat' button only works 37% of the time
• The 'Skip' button has a 30% chance of skipping to the wrong track
• The 'Pause' button has a 14% chance of not actually pausing the music
• The 'Play' button has a 42% chance of playing the music backwards

But hey, at least it's a conversation starter.

View our Known Issue 1 for more information.

View our Known Issue 2 for more information.