Known Issues with the Compact Disc Player 3000
Critics of the Compact Disc Player 3000
The Compact Disc Player 3000, a device meant to revolutionize music listening, has been met with its fair share of issues.
- Frequent skipping due to poor disc handling mechanics
- The 'Repeat' button only works 37% of the time
- The 'Skip' button has a 30% chance of skipping to the wrong track
- The 'Pause' button has a 14% chance of not actually pausing the music
- The 'Play' button has a 42% chance of playing the music backwards
But hey, at least it's a conversation starter.
View our Known Issue 1 for more information.
View our Known Issue 2 for more information.