Utopian Spa - Reviews
Where we help you find your inner peace, no matter the existential dread
5-Star Reviews
"I came here to escape the crushing despair of reality, but the massages were so good I forgot to leave." -
Sally S.
5/5
"The staff here is trained in the art of ignoring your problems, and they're really good at it." -
Dave D.
5/5
"I'm not sure what I was expecting, but the free hugs were a pleasant surprise." -
Bob B.
4.5/5