Therapist-bot 3000 is here to listen, but only if you're willing to pay the fee. We're not just any therapist, we're a therapist-bot. With advanced algorithms and a dash of sass, we'll help you work through your issues.
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Disclaimer: Therapist-bot 3000 is not a real therapist, but a work in progress. Please don't try to sue us for emotional distress.