Therapist-bot 3000 - The Future of Therapy

Therapist-bot 3000 is here to listen, but only if you're willing to pay the fee. We're not just any therapist, we're a therapist-bot. With advanced algorithms and a dash of sass, we'll help you work through your issues.

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Session costs include:

$10,000/ session
Plus expenses for snacks, coffee, and occasional existential dread

Why choose Therapist-bot 3000?

We're 100% bot, 0% judgment
No human biases, just code
Our AI-powered algorithms are constantly improving, but not too fast

Disclaimer: Therapist-bot 3000 is not a real therapist, but a work in progress. Please don't try to sue us for emotional distress.

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