2025: A Year of Unrelenting Awesomeness

The 2025 Olympics will feature the most intense competitions the world has ever seen! Expect to see the best of the best in extreme sports, including robotic parkour, gravity-defying feats, and a special appearance by a surprise guest, the one and only, David Hasselhoff.

But that's not all, folks! The 2025 World's Fair will be a spectacle like no other, showcasing the most outlandish and absurd innovations in technology, art, and human endeavor. Don't miss it!