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John is a master of Brutalist cooking, a culinary art form that involves setting your kitchen on fire while yelling at the stove.

He's also known for his impressive collection of Brutalist art, which is mostly just a bunch of weird stuff he found in a dumpster.

When he's not busy being a Brutalist interior designer, he likes to spend his time playing video games and eating Cheetos.

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John's Subpage Stats

Brutalist Points 10,000
Fire Safety Record 0/5