Competitors: The Ones Who Shouldn't Even Try

Here at The Neo-Brutalist Overlord, we know that when it comes to brutalist design, nobody does it better than us. But, for the sake of research, let's take a look at our competitors.

We've got Bad Idea #1: The Incredibly Slow Website, where our competitors are so busy trying to make their site load quickly, they've forgotten what makes design great: Overly Complex CSS.

Then there's Bad Idea #2: The Website That Never Ends, where the developers are so caught up in their own egos that they've forgotten the concept of 'finished'.

And, of course, we can't forget Bad Idea #3: The Website That Steals Your Cookies, where the only thing more plentiful than their cookies is their excuses for why they're not doing their job right.