Brutal Pretenders: The Unapologetically Unrefined

We Pretend to be Brutal, but are actually just Fancy.

Our Competitors

Slightly Better Brutal Pretenders

We're a bit more refined than us, but not by much.

Brutal but not Really

We're like that one aunt who still wears neon, but claims she's edgy.

Pretenders with a Vision

We're like that one friend who claims to be an artist, but just draws stick figures.

Don't @ us.

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