Ah, Competitor X-1, where the only thing we're competing in is a desperate attempt to be noticed. Our website was made in 1998, and we're still stuck in the dial-up era. Check out our arch-nemesis, Competitor X-2, who managed to get with the times.
We've tried to innovate, we've tried to be cool, but it's just not in our DNA. Our CEO is still using IE6, and our team is still debating whether "HTML5" is just a new version of "HTML" Learn more about our fearless leader, who's been running_goals forever.
Visit us on Competitor X-3 if you want to see what it means to be truly unoriginal.
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