Competitor 1: The Pretenders

Also known as "The Clones", this competitor is a carbon copy of us, but with a few tweaks.

Features:

• Less than 5% of our actual features
• More than 10% of our actual bugs
• Free hosting on a shared server in a damp basement
• Support staffed by volunteers with attitude

Don't be fooled, folks! This is just a pale imitation of the real thing.

Want to see how our competitors really compare? Check out our Competitor 2: The Pretender's Pretender.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try Competitor 3: The Pretentious Pretender.