Rule 2: We have rules, but they're not really rules. More like "speed demon suggestions."
Subrule 2.1: Wear your most stylish, fire-engine-red jumpsuit at all times.
Subrule 2.3: Engage in high-speed, high-stakes, high-reward activities only. Low-speed activities are for the weak.
Subrule 2.4: Never, ever, ever, ever, ever trust a speed demon who wears a helmet.
Subrule 2.5: Always, always, always, always, always have a plan for escaping the authorities.
Subrule 2.7: Always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always have a spare set of tires.