Our team of expertly slow individuals has been foot-stompin' the beat for years, and we're not speedstering anywhere.
Our Slowest-of-the-Slowest Squad has a proven track record of being the lowest of the low.
We're not just slow, we're expertly sluggish.
Our competitors may have speed, but we have Slow-Mo on their hands.
Our team of expertly slow individuals has been foot-stompin' the beat for years, and we're not speedstering anywhere.
Our Slowest-of-the-Slowest Squad has a proven track record of being the lowest of the low.