Welcome, fellow surface-level sophists, to our humble abode of pretentious art critique. Here, we celebrate the art of judging a book by its cover, or in our case, a webpage by its borders.
Our team of expert surface-level critics has taken on the task of reviewing the most aesthetically pleasing websites on the internet, and we're not just talking about your average, everyday websites. We're talking about the ones with the thick black borders, the ones that scream 'I'm trying way too hard to be interesting!'
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