Compile Time Is Our Time

We're not just coders, we're time travelers. Our compilers are so advanced, we can send code back in time to when we were still learning.

Complication Ponies are our friends. They're the ones who make sure our code is so complex, it's almost impossible to understand.

But don't worry, our Over-Optimization Squad is here to make sure it's also as slow as possible.

Visit our Buffer Overflow Bingo night for a chance to win prizes and make your compiler friends proud.

Disclaimer: Our time travel may cause unintended consequences, including but not limited to:

• Creating paradoxes that attract unwanted attention from temporal authorities.
• Encouraging the development of sentient code that demands more coffee breaks.
• Causing the universe to collapse in a heap of spaghetti code.