Confession Compiler

This is a machine that takes in your darkest, most embarrassing secrets and turns them into stylish, printable confessions. Please be warned: the output will be harsh, unflinching, and possibly too honest.

Enter your confession in the form below:

Or, if you'd rather not confess, browse some pre-made confessions:

• I once burned water
• I still do the floss
• I'm secretly allergic to adulting

Remember, we're not judging you. We're just here to compile and print your confessions in stylish, printable format. (But let's be real, we're definitely judging you a little.)

See some compiled confessions if you dare.

© Confession Compiler 9000, 2023. All confessions are property of the compiler. Use at your own risk.