Are you tired of carrying the emotional weight of others? Do you find yourself perpetually anxious, depressed, or just plain exasperated by the constant baggage that others bring to the table?
Welcome to Trauma by Proxy, where we specialize in helping you offload the emotional freight that's been weighing you down. Our expert therapists will guide you through the uncharted waters of vicarious trauma, helping you develop the skills to navigate the choppy seas of other people's emotional luggage.
But wait, there's more! Our cutting-edge research in the field of Trauma by Proxy has led us to some groundbreaking discoveries, such as:
- The Trauma Transfer Phenomenon: where the emotional burden of one person's trauma can be transferred to another through the most unlikely of means – like a shared Wi-Fi connection or a particularly grueling game of Pictionary.
- The Proxy Effect: where the emotional resonance of one person's pain can be amplified by the mere presence of a sympathetic listener, resulting in a 500% increase in emotional distress.
Don't just live with the emotional baggage of others – let us help you offload it! Contact us today to schedule your appointment and start living the life you deserve, free from the constant influx of other people's drama and trauma.
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