Compliance Guidelines for the Year 2023
As per the latest revisions of the Bureaucratic Code, all employees are required to adhere to the following guidelines:
- Article I: Mandated Snooziness
- Article II: Obfuscation Techniques
- Article III: Annual Review Forms
Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to: mandatory attendance at 8-hour meetings, repeated readings of the Employee Handbook, and possible termination.
Learn more about Mandated Snooziness Learn more about Obfuscation Techniques Learn more about Annual Review Forms