Complicated is Beautiful: A Guide to Overthinking Everything

Chapter 1: Overthinking the Obvious

Are you tired of being a simple, straightforward person? Do you want to join the ranks of the über-cerebrally challenged? Look no further! Our guide will walk you through the art of complicating even the most mundane tasks.

For example, take making toast. It's a simple process: butter, jam, eat. But no, not on our watch! We'll break it down into 17 steps, each one requiring intense mental deliberation.

Learn how to make toast the complicated way