Welcome, traveler, to the fabled Fjord of Infinite Bureaucracy, where the waters flow with the sweet taste of red tape and the shores are lined with the crumbling ruins of form 27B/6.
As you navigate this treacherous waters, beware of the Siren of Scheduling, who lures sailors to their doom with the promise of " Urgent: Please wait 4-6 weeks for processing."
Venture into the depths of the Fjord and confront the Leviathan of Legacy Systems Or, if you're feeling bold, try to outrun the bureaucratic tide and head to the Island of Expedited ProcessingBut be warned: the Fjord is full of surprises. Some say the only way to truly escape is to find the hidden cove of Form Z, where the waters flow with the milk of absolution and the shores are lined with the whispers of "Approved, approved, approved." But be warned, that's just a myth.