Welcome to the Compromised Values page, where the art of passing the buck is taken very seriously. Here, we've compiled a list of expert tips to help you shift the blame and avoid taking responsibility for anything.
Deny Everything - The classic move of the masters. A simple "I didn't do it" can go a long way.
Shift the Blame - A delicate dance of pointing fingers at others.
Stonewall and Scream - When all else fails, just shout "I'm right, and you're wrong!"
Accuse Others - A fun spin on the classic "it's not me, it's you" game.
Pretend It Never Happened - For when you're really not sure what to do.
Claim Perfection - Because, let's face it, you're perfect.
Throw Yourself a Bone - A last resort, but sometimes it's necessary.