The Art of Making Deals
Welcome to the Compromised Values guide, where we teach you how to make deals that will make you feel good about yourself, but maybe not so much about others.
Step 1: Start with a strong foundation of self-interest. What do you want? What do you need? What's the minimum amount of integrity you can get away with?
Step 2: Find someone who's willing to make a deal with you. Bonus points if you can guilt-trip them into it.
Step 3: Compromise on the little things. Who needs honesty when you can just agree to disagree?
Step 4: Sign the contract, exchange the handshake, and seal the deal.
And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be a prophets of compromise in no time.