Coffee Connoisseur's Compromised Values

Welcome, fellow coffee aficionados, to the compromised values page of Coffee Connoisseur's Guide to Subpar Coffee Experiences. Here, we'll share our questionable standards for evaluating the perfect cup.

**The Great Compromise:**

• We'll settle for burnt coffee beans if they're 75% roasted, because, let's be real, it's close enough.
• A 30% water content in our pour-over is just fine, thanks.
• We won't judge a coffee shop by its decor, as long as the baristas can handle a decent conversation.

**The Compromises We've Made:**

• We'll drink coffee from mugs that are 90% full, because who needs a handle, anyway?
• We'll sacrifice a few minutes of our lives to wait in line for a pour-over, because the anticipation is part of the experience.
• We'll pretend to care about the coffee's origin, as long as it's not from our neighbor's backyard.

**Your Turn:**

Have you, too, found ways to compromise on your coffee values? Share your own subpar standards with us in the comments below!

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