We're not really sure, but we're pretty sure they're a thing. They're like regular shoes, but with more compromise.
Is it true that Compromised Values Shoes are made from 99% recycled materials?
No, that's not true at all. We're pretty sure they're made from 100% regret.
Can I return my Compromised Values Shoes for a refund?
Ha! Good luck with that. We've got a strict no-refund policy, unless you're willing to compromise on the color scheme.
How do I care for my Compromised Values Shoes?
Well, we can't really tell you that. We're still working on the instruction manual.
Or, you know, you could just compromise and deal with the fact that your shoes will probably break after one wear.