Compulsory Life Coaching
We are a highly-regarded institution that will tell you exactly what to do with your life.
- Our team of expert coaches will guide you towards the correct choices.
- We have extensive knowledge of what you should be doing right now.
- Our methods are scientifically-backed, or at least we claim they are.
- We will not let you have any free will or autonomy, because that's just not what we're here for.
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