Welcome to the most unfulfilling, yet mildly entertaining experience of self-discovery
Where the only thing you're really growing is your tolerance for boredom
Don't forget to follow the 7-Step Program of Unremarkable Progress:
- Step 1: Pretend to be enthusiastic about it
- Step 2: Create a vague, yet ambitious plan
- Step 3: Repeat steps 1 & 2 ad nauseam
- Step 4: Blame external factors for lack of progress
- Step 5: Discover that the answer was in front of you all along
- Step 6: Realize you're not really sure what you're doing
- Step 7: Repeat step 6, with added desperation