Compulsory Personal Growth

Welcome to the most unfulfilling, yet mildly entertaining experience of self-discovery

Where the only thing you're really growing is your tolerance for boredom

Don't forget to follow the 7-Step Program of Unremarkable Progress:

  1. Step 1: Pretend to be enthusiastic about it
  2. Step 2: Create a vague, yet ambitious plan
  3. Step 3: Repeat steps 1 & 2 ad nauseam
  4. Step 4: Blame external factors for lack of progress
  5. Step 5: Discover that the answer was in front of you all along
  6. Step 6: Realize you're not really sure what you're doing
  7. Step 7: Repeat step 6, with added desperation