Forest Navigating 101
Course Description
Join us for an immersive and potentially terrifying experience in Forest Navigating 101! In this course, you'll learn the basics of navigating the treacherous landscape of the Forest of Doom, where the only constant is uncertainty. You'll discover hidden clearings, avoid deadly traps, and confront your deepest fears.
Our team of expert forest navigators will lead you through the winding paths and hidden ravines, pointing out landmarks like the infamous "Rock of Sudden Death" and the "Gnarly Tree of Certain Doom." Don't worry, it'll be a wild ride!
Schedule
Course duration: 2 hours (but it may feel like an eternity)
Start time: whenever we feel like it
Prerequisites
None, but prior experience in the Forest of Doom is highly recommended (and possibly mandatory)
Cost: $50 per participant, plus a 20% chance of losing a limb
Course Materials
A map of the Forest of Doom
A compass (which may or may not work)
A first-aid kit (just in case you need it)