Compulsory Team Building 101

Team Building: Because You Can't Have Too Much of a Good Thing

Here at Compulsory Team Building Inc., our motto is simple: "We're Not Paying You to Do This, But We'll Make You Pretend to Have Fun Anyway."

Our team building policies are designed to ensure that you, our valued employees, have the opportunity to bond with your coworkers in a series of awkward and occasionally traumatic experiences.

Here are some of our current team building policies:

Policy 1: Mandatory Group Outing to a Timeshare Presentation

We've booked a timeshare presentation for the entire team, where you'll have the chance to listen to a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation about the finer points of vacation ownership. Don't worry, we'll provide free snacks.

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