Condimental Curse: A Spicy Affair

Welcome, victim... err, visitor!

Legend has it that the condiments of the world have gone rogue. Mayonnaise, once a humble addition to your favorite sandwiches, has become a malevolent force.

It's not just mayonnaise, though. The mustard has formed a union, demanding more control over the kitchen. Ketchup, feeling left out, has turned to the dark side.

And don't even get us started on the relish. That stuff's been possessed, folks.

You've been brought here for a reason. The Condimental Curse has a plan to take over the world... or at least your kitchen.

What do you want to do?

Find an escape plan or Learn more about the condiments

This is not a joke, folks. The Condimental Curse is real.

Don't say we didn't warn you.