About Quantum Mayonnaise
Quantum Mayonnaise is not just a condiment, it's a gateway to a higher dimension of flavor. Our scientists have cracked the code, and we're serving up a side of subspace slaw with every serving.
Our recipe involves folding together the fabric of space and time to create a taste sensation that's out of this world. Don't worry, it won't give you an ulcer. Unless you're allergic to dimensionality.
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