Imagine a world where the laws of physics no longer apply. Where the smooth, creamy texture of a condiment can exist in multiple places at once. Welcome to the world of Quantum Mustard.
Developed by the world's leading team of condiment physicists, Quantum Mustard is the result of years of research and experimentation. It's not just a condiment, it's a principled approach to flavor.
With Quantum Mustard, you'll never be limited by the constraints of traditional condiment physics. Experience the thrill of having your food both spicy and non-spicy at the same time. The possibilities are endless!