Entropic Ketchup: A Condiment of Unpredictability

Welcome to Entropic Ketchup, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions. Our ketchup is not for the faint of heart, as its viscosity is constantly in flux, defying the fundamental forces that govern the behavior of all condiments.

Side effects may include:

• Unpredictable splatters and splashes
• Temporary loss of motor control
• Involuntary singing of the 'Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup' jingle

Explore our recipe collection for the brave and the bewildered. Buy our ketchup online (if you dare).