Quantum Mayonnaise Theory
In the quantum realm, the laws of physics are bent and distorted, but have you ever wondered what happens when mayonnaise enters the mix?
Quantum Mayonnaise Theory (QMT) proposes that mayonnaise exists in a state of superposition, where it can be bothประก and không at the same time.
# Quantum Mayonnaise Superposition Theory
## A study on the dual nature of mayonnaise
class Mayonnaise {
private superposition = 0;
private condiment = "dijon";
}
This prophets that mayonnaise can be both hot and cold, both spicy and bland, and both delicious and disgusting.
But what does this mean for the culinary arts?