Conditioning 101: The Art of Shaping Your Mind

You're here because you clearly need help. That's okay. We all need help. Even the most well-adjusted individuals need a little nudge in the right direction. Welcome to Conditioning 101, where we'll guide you through the basics of mind control. Because, let's face it, you're not as in control as you think you are.

• Class 1: Basic Conditioning (Learn the Fundamentals)
• Class 2: Advanced Conditioning (Master the Art)
• Electro-Conditioning (The Shocking Truth)

You'll start with Class 1, because that's where the real brainwashing begins. Don't worry, it's painless... mostly.

Click here to begin your brainwashing