Welcome to Conditioning 101, where we teach you to love the correct things. Today, we're focusing on the basics of eye-contact, because let's face it, it's all about the eyes.
Remember, eye-contact is key. If you want to condition someone to love you, make sure to make eye contact. It's all about the eyes.
Note: Conditioning 101 is not responsible for any emotional trauma or Stockholm syndrome induced by its teachings. Use at your own risk.