Conditioning 101: Because You Want to be Awesome

Learn the secrets to being the best version of yourself. Or, you know, at least slightly above average.

Module 1: The Fundamentals of Being Awesome

Lesson 1: The Importance of Properly Adjusting Your Thermostat to 72 Degrees

It's a little-known fact that the optimal temperature for peak human performance is exactly 72 degrees Fahrenheit. Anything above or below will result in subpar results.

Thermostatic Nirvana: A Guide to Tuning Your Thermostat for Maximum Efficiency

Lesson 2: The Art of Eating Only Food That's 90% or More Organic

You can't be awesome on a diet of non-organic, genetically modified, factory-farmed, factory-made, factory-everything. No, no, no.

Organic Nirvana: A Guide to Finding and Consuming Only the Freshest, Most Expensive Food Possible

And that's just the beginning!

Keep exploring and learning, and soon you'll be a certified master of conditioning! Or, at the very least, you'll have a really cool website to show for it.