The Paradox Pony: Where Reality is Optional

You've stumbled into our little corner of the multiverse, where the laws of physics are more like 'suggestions'. Come for the thrill, stay for the existential dread.

Chrono-Displacement Quantum Quagmire Paradoxical Pony

Warning: Prolonged exposure to the Paradox Pony may cause: Reality Fatigue, Temporal Whiplash, or spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure is not recommended.

Or, you know, just stay for the free snacks.